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Re: Plus I don't like Adam Levine
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:35 am
by zazthespaz
I don't get the train thing at all. Are they gay or did someone really eat someone.
In other news, Kurt B is on Adam Levine's house party. Tempted to watch, but he's on last and I wanna go to bed.
Re: I'm so depressed tonight.
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:39 am
by Inconquerable
Yeah I'm not sure either. I looked them up on Wikipedia and didn't see anything about either. Odd reference! I enjoyed the Norm Macdonald joke though, the guy's a legend and not enough people know about him.
Oh nice! Comedy Network's scheduled is messed now so The Colbert Report is on or something like that because apparently Jimmy Kimmel can just show up whenever he wants and SCREW EVERYTHING UP!
Re: Get Ryan to beat his ass.
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:41 am
by zazthespaz
FUCK YOU JIMMY KIMMEL
Re: This accounts for 1/4 of my posts.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:04 am
by zazthespaz
Season two already?! Man time flies.
Re: MOCHA PICCHU PERHAPS?!
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:06 am
by Inconquerable
Tom & Larry the Cable Guy?
I thought for sure today would be something coffee related.
Re: Do Canadians drink coffee? I thought u drank maple syrup
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:13 am
by zazthespaz
Nah they skipped national beer day so it's only fair to miss national coffee day too. Or is it global?
Re: Harry Potter and the Search for National Treasure. Puke.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:16 am
by Inconquerable
WE DRINK MAPLE COFFEE!!
Man, the only thing that could make Harry Potter worse is Nicholas Cage.
Re: we may need to redefine our friendship.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:19 am
by zazthespaz
Inconquerable wrote:WE DRINK MAPLE COFFEE!!
Man, the only thing that could make Harry Potter worse is Nicholas Cage.
Whoa whoa whoa. "Worse"?!?! We need to have a serious heart to heart.
Re: I have a bit of a conscience! Not much.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:25 am
by Inconquerable
I tried, I really did, I just can't get into it!
Hannibal Lecter and ClaRhys Darby, except he's the best so I feel bad about this one. =(
Re: How does that relate/make sense?
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:28 am
by zazthespaz
Wut?
Re: We really need this heart-to-heart.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:30 am
by Inconquerable
Clarice Starling? Did you not see Silence of the Lambs?
Re: I was a B student in high school. On a good day.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:32 am
by zazthespaz
Ohhhhh.
No. I did not. I also don't get the spelling.
Re: This is no longer funny. >_>
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:37 am
by Inconquerable
Clarice is pronounced Claire-eese, Rhys is pronounced Reese (like the peanut butter cups! =D), therefore, ClaRhys Darby.
Go watch Silence of the Lambs!!!
Re: Also, while I'm on a roll, your socks don't match.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:39 am
by zazthespaz
Listen, I like you and all, but that's terrible.
Re: Is this what e-domestic arguments are like?
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:44 am
by Inconquerable
Better than what you came up with. >_>
Re: please don't e-beat me. Not the e-face!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:47 am
by zazthespaz
Michael Myers & Freddy Strudel. They'll haunt your dreams, but they'll be delicious!
*mic drop*
Re: I would e-never! Which is binding, it's in writing.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:48 am
by Inconquerable
Batman and Robin Thicke.
Re: We should've e-signed an e-prenup.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:58 am
by zazthespaz
Inconquerable wrote:Batman and Robin Thicke.
Damn! Gold medal right there. "YOU THE HOTTEST BAT IN THIS PLACE!"
Re: Celine dion rocks.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:57 pm
by zazthespaz
Please look at Adam Newman's shirt and tell me it isn't the coolest/funniest thing ever.
Re: harro? U there?
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:17 am
by zazthespaz
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