Bump this thread when you're going poop

Post by **AB23** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:49 pm

postemptive bump

Post by **One Drew Remains** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:27 pm

Reading through this thread brings new meaning to "I Know It Hurts."

Post by **SHEAKENBAKEN** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:35 pm

One Drew Remains wrote:Reading through this thread brings new meaning to "I Know It Hurts."

Is it sad that immediately after I read that I tried making a parody song about how pooping hurts based off IKIH? Failed, though.

Post by **zazthespaz** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:35 pm

One Drew Remains wrote:Reading through this thread brings new meaning to "I Know It Hurts."

Now going to blast that in every restroom I go to.

Post by **One Drew Remains** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:37 pm

Especially on spicey Mexican day.

Post by **Violent Corpse** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:23 am

I just realized that I don't poop very often..

Post by **AHart96** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:58 am

Painful wake-up call bump

Post by **SHEAKENBAKEN** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:02 am

Violent Corpse wrote:I just realized that I don't poop very often..

Post by **AB23** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:32 pm

Thread of the year bump

Post by **One Drew Remains** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 6:45 pm

All Hope Is Gone.

Post by **zazthespaz** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 6:48 pm

One Drew Remains wrote:All Hope Is Gone.

Also a song to sing on spicy Mexican day!

Post by **One Drew Remains** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 7:20 pm

*sitting on toilet*

I've been here too long
I'm tired and longing for more

edit: actually, the first line of the song is even funnier.

Post by **AB4Lyfe** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 7:43 pm

A tireless stream of indifference flows through veins till the river runs dry...

Post by **SHEAKENBAKEN** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:10 pm

AB4Lyfe wrote:A tireless stream of indifference flows through veins till the river runs dry...

I no longer care I have all but disposed of food that I once held inside

We gotta make a poop parody of at least one song FFS.

Post by **Violent Corpse** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:14 am

The poop is worth the wait.

Post by **AB23** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 4:26 pm

woooo man. this bump right here

Post by **AHart96** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:09 pm

duuuuummmmppp

I mean bump

Post by **SHEAKENBAKEN** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:05 am

Nothing worse then having an upset stomach in the morning before you go to work...BUMP

Post by **AB23** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:14 pm

little bumps

Post by **DeadCell** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:18 pm

Dump it dry
Leave yourself empty
Justify all that you consume
Poop it dry
What is this becoming?
All your life, wipe no one but you