The Official @MIDNIGHT Thread

Post by **zazthespaz** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:35 am

I don't get the train thing at all. Are they gay or did someone really eat someone.

In other news, Kurt B is on Adam Levine's house party. Tempted to watch, but he's on last and I wanna go to bed.

Post by **Inconquerable** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:39 am

Yeah I'm not sure either. I looked them up on Wikipedia and didn't see anything about either. Odd reference! I enjoyed the Norm Macdonald joke though, the guy's a legend and not enough people know about him.

Oh nice! Comedy Network's scheduled is messed now so The Colbert Report is on or something like that because apparently Jimmy Kimmel can just show up whenever he wants and SCREW EVERYTHING UP!

Post by **zazthespaz** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:41 am

FUCK YOU JIMMY KIMMEL

Post by **zazthespaz** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:04 am

Season two already?! Man time flies.

Post by **Inconquerable** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:06 am

Tom & Larry the Cable Guy?

I thought for sure today would be something coffee related.

Post by **zazthespaz** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:13 am

Nah they skipped national beer day so it's only fair to miss national coffee day too. Or is it global?

Post by **Inconquerable** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:16 am

WE DRINK MAPLE COFFEE!!

Man, the only thing that could make Harry Potter worse is Nicholas Cage.

Post by **zazthespaz** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:19 am

Inconquerable wrote:WE DRINK MAPLE COFFEE!!

Man, the only thing that could make Harry Potter worse is Nicholas Cage.

Whoa whoa whoa. "Worse"?!?! We need to have a serious heart to heart.

Post by **Inconquerable** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:25 am

I tried, I really did, I just can't get into it!

Hannibal Lecter and ClaRhys Darby, except he's the best so I feel bad about this one. =(

Post by **zazthespaz** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:28 am

Wut?

Post by **Inconquerable** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:30 am

Clarice Starling? Did you not see Silence of the Lambs?

Post by **zazthespaz** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:32 am

Ohhhhh.

No. I did not. I also don't get the spelling.

Post by **Inconquerable** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:37 am

Clarice is pronounced Claire-eese, Rhys is pronounced Reese (like the peanut butter cups! =D), therefore, ClaRhys Darby.

Go watch Silence of the Lambs!!!

Post by **zazthespaz** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:39 am

Listen, I like you and all, but that's terrible.

Post by **Inconquerable** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:44 am

Better than what you came up with. >_>

Post by **zazthespaz** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:47 am

Michael Myers & Freddy Strudel. They'll haunt your dreams, but they'll be delicious!

*mic drop*

Post by **Inconquerable** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:48 am

Batman and Robin Thicke.

Post by **zazthespaz** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:58 am

Inconquerable wrote:Batman and Robin Thicke.

Damn! Gold medal right there. "YOU THE HOTTEST BAT IN THIS PLACE!"

Post by **zazthespaz** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:57 pm

Please look at Adam Newman's shirt and tell me it isn't the coolest/funniest thing ever.

Post by **zazthespaz** » Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:17 am

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The Official @MIDNIGHT Thread

Re: Plus I don't like Adam Levine

Re: I'm so depressed tonight.

Re: Get Ryan to beat his ass.

Re: This accounts for 1/4 of my posts.

Re: MOCHA PICCHU PERHAPS?!

Re: Do Canadians drink coffee? I thought u drank maple syrup

Re: Harry Potter and the Search for National Treasure. Puke.

Re: we may need to redefine our friendship.

Re: I have a bit of a conscience! Not much.

Re: How does that relate/make sense?

Re: We really need this heart-to-heart.

Re: I was a B student in high school. On a good day.

Re: This is no longer funny. >_>

Re: Also, while I'm on a roll, your socks don't match.

Re: Is this what e-domestic arguments are like?

Re: please don't e-beat me. Not the e-face!!!!

Re: I would e-never! Which is binding, it's in writing.

Re: We should've e-signed an e-prenup.

Re: Celine dion rocks.

Re: harro? U there?