PURGATORY MAFIA - GURTHIE7 vs. NAHAA GAME OVER! SEE PG 35!

[SHEAKENBAKEN]

Work is dead and I got rained on while walking here. Entertain me?

I finally posted in the thread again isn't that entertaining enough?

[zazthespaz]

Vote: Andy
I don’t think he’s mafia but I’ll stay true to my word.

RIP Andy. Ask Gurthie where my video is.

[Andy92]

Bless you all. May your eyes be opened soon.

[Inconquerable]

In the quickest squash match since Brock Lesnar killed Kofi Kingston in seven seconds for the WWE Championship (with no follow up and for no reason AS FAR AS I CAN TELL - I switched to AEW at this point anyway), Andy was quickly chosen as the person to go to hell. Fortunately, he had a few friends down there.

"WE GET ANDY HELL YEAH!" Micky shouts from the depths.

"srs bro this is trolelolololololol" says Gurthie. "where my milfs at rofl?"

"Jesus Christ," AB4 says exasperated from having spent about 10 days with Gurthie by now. "bro you dont even no how hard ur making this for me. i dont need your negatvty right now its rly brnging me dwn." Obviously that was Gurthie. This could go on for a while, let's move on.

ANDY92 (Townie, Millionaire) HAS BEEN SENT TO HELL!

Heaven Phase #003 begins now. With six living players left, four votes are needed to send somebody to heaven. Also our Millionaire will dictate his last will and testament to us all, and we will once again hear from our journalist, Summer!

NOTE: This was a quick phase, no repercussions for not hitting the post count minimum.

[Andy92]

Ladies and gentlemen.

Angels and devils.

Gurthie...and Nahaa.

I come before you, not as a living townie any longer, but as something different...something more.

Your savior.

No one could trust each other. Players voted for themselves just to escape the misery, the agony, the pain. But in the midst of it all, I found the answer, the key, the way out of this madness. And there was only one way to make it work.

I had to become a sacrifice.

This all started when I noticed the pattern, the fatal flaw of the game: Summer was mafia.

But you've got to remember, the mafia need to get 2 out of 3 players in heaven. It's absolute madness to sacrifice one player in the first round.

Second vote for AB4Lyfe:

vote: AB4lyfe

Third vote for AB4Lyfe:

Vote: AB4Lyfe

And then:

Ok, so what's the plan? Summer seems to be the choice most people are the most comfortable with?

Followed by the snowball effect, no questions asked.

The master plan was solid.
1) Mafia jumps at opportunity to throw common teammate under the bus, explains it would be madness for mafia to do so.
2) Mafia gains trust, sneaks in one of its own, no questions asked.
3) Mafia now only has one goal, keep their last living player in the game as long as possible to wait in the shadows, occasionally fanning the flames of other arguments.

Little
Belgian
Waffle

Timo, as the only mafia member left in this game, has one luxury the rest of us cannot afford.

Time.

I'm fine with waiting for the rest. It's the longest mafia game in TABN history anyway

Ubik had a good plan, right? But why stop at making the selected person choose one person to go to heaven? We could double our money and have the same person choose two people, right?

That's a pretty good gambit, if the last person you need in heaven is yourself.

No one would believe me while I was alive, so this game only had one path to victory. I must die...so you may all live.

Your outstanding mafia team was AB4Lyfe, Summer, and Timo.

I trust you all to continue forward knowing what you must do...and what you must not do.

[anguyen92]

All right, I'm not going to send Timo to heaven then and I'm not voting Shea.

Vote: Mara

[Ubik]

eobspccb nmby

g nl nkso fnppy dor lnrn to eo up

[Timotheus]

What an awful game. I'm in an online class right now, so I'll post my thoughts later.

But god... Either Ubik or zaz played a really good game.

[Timotheus]

I wish to be sent to hell first. When I'm gone, don't send Ubik or zaz to heaven. That's all I ask.

There's no risk for you guys to send Mara to heaven this phase and me to hell afterwards.

[Micky]

What an awful game.

[Timotheus]

Obviously I'm very thankful to Incon for making all of this happen it's all the mind-fucks that make it awful

[AB4Lyfe]

Obviously I'm very thankful to Incon for making all of this happen it's all the mind-fucks that make it awful

The mind fucks are what make it fun, IMO. Frustrating, but fun. Wish I could have been around longer to actually participate, but apparently Ubik’s Pokémon type is Psychic and he outed me first.

[zazthespaz]

All right, I'm not going to send Timo to heaven then and I'm not voting Shea.

Vote: Mara

Kev, please explain why Mara - I'll support it but I want to know why you want to send her.

I wish to be sent to hell first. When I'm gone, don't send Ubik or zaz to heaven. That's all I ask.

There's no risk for you guys to send Mara to heaven this phase and me to hell afterwards.

This is racist against people with expansionist ancestors.

[anguyen92]

Well, I'm not going to vote myself, that's for certain. I just feel like there is no way I would believe she would be mafia, at all, and if she is, man, I understand her work schedule is hectic as it is, but I don't think I can pick up any tells in the posts she made that she is mafia. Also, I don't think I want to send you, Ubik, or Timo to heaven and let me, Mara, and Shea in purgatory figure it out.

[Inconquerable]

And now a word from our field correspondent, Summer Z.P.!

Nobody Trusts Anybody, but Everybody Trusts Nobody
Summer Z. P.
April 30, 2020

In one of the most garrulous episodes yet, the latest on “Hell Phase” brought forth all kinds of schemes! Ubik, Andy, and Timo all continued playing a strong game full of questions and schemes. Brotherhoods began to fray as the accusations continued to fly! Ultimately, the team chose to move forward playing by Ubik’s proposed rules, and despite a solid defense, Andy the millionaire townie was sent to Hell. I guess Timo and Zaz’s spreadsheets weren’t enough to avoid that sacrifice.
Will they choose to heed Andy’s last message, or will chaos increase as the numbers decrease? Who can they trust to bestow with wings, halo, and the wisdom of good influence should a Judgement Day ever come? Who will be the next one sent to join Inconquerable’s Angels? (Move over, Charlie!)

[Ubik]

lnrn gs tfc sndcst act wc fnvc g tfgmj

[Timotheus]

Vote:Mara

Apologies, thought I'd voted already.

[Ubik]

Vote: Mara

[Micky]

This game is nuts.

But I'm happy that Andy is in hell with me. Where he belongs

[SHEAKENBAKEN]

VOTE: MARA